Papa – Chintu, in America even 15 year old children start standing on their feet.
Chintu – What is the big deal in this? In India, a one year old child can stand on his feet and by the age of two, the child starts running.
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Master – Chintu, why didn't you do your homework?
Chintu – Because, I live in a hostel.
Master ji angrily – So what was the problem in Naalaik Hostel?
Chintu – Master ji, now you tell me.. how will I do homework in the hostel? For this you should be given hostel work.
Master ji then made Chintu do two rounds of the entire school.
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Papa – Chintu, till date you have not done anything that has made me proud.
Chintu – Remember, once I had placed two pillows under your head.
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Papa – Chintu, this Facebook is not going to give you bread.
Chintu – But Papa, I am looking for a bread maker here.
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Papa – There was a time when I used to get milk, vegetables and fruits for just Rs 10.
Chintu – Yes, there were no CCTV cameras in shops at that time.
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Chintu was crying a lot while going to school.
Papa – Shut up, lion cubs don't cry.
Chintu – As soon as you become silent. Well, lion's children don't even go to school.
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