Chintu to his friend – Those who work on Sunday do not get heaven.
Friend – Hey, even policemen work on Sundays. Don't they go to heaven then?
Chintu – No, because there is no need of police there.
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Papa – Chintu, sit down and study sometime. You roam around all day or watch TV. When I was of your age, my father kept me under strict discipline.
Chintu – Your father must have been old-fashioned.
Papa – Yes, but still, he was a thousand times better than your father.
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Sharma uncle coaxed Chintu and said – Your hair is very beautiful. Did you get this from mom or dad?
Chintu thought and said – Maybe from Papa.
Sharma Uncle – Well how?
Chintu – Because all the hair on Papa's head is missing.
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Chintu had started a new tuition for speaking English.
Master – Chintu, why didn't you come to study yesterday?
Chintu – There was a beautiful tragedy in our temple yesterday, that is why he did not come.
Master – What is a beautiful tragedy?
Chintu – Sir ji, Sundar Kand…don't you know that much English?
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