Some wrestler slapped Chintu.
Chintu – Did you slap this in anger or jokingly?
Wrestler – Hit in anger.
Chintu – Then it's okay, because I don't like jokes.
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Chintu went to a wedding. There Pandit ji placed the groom's hand in the bride's hand. Seeing all this, Chintu asked his father – Why are the bride and groom shaking hands?
Papa – Son, do wrestlers shake hands before entering the arena?
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Chintu – I have read the book written by you. You write exactly like Emperor Akbar.
Man: But Emperor Akbar did not know how to write.
Chintu – That's why I said this.
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Papa – Chintu, maybe you have cleaned your teeth with my brush? That's why it smells so bad.
Chintu – No…! I used this to clean our cat's teeth.
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Mother – Chintu! Light the lamp.
Even after some time, when Chintu did not light the lamp, mother again asked – Where is the lamp?
Chintu – Mother, when you told me, I lit the lamp in the stove.
Funny Jokes: Kaka met a girl at 12 o'clock in the night.
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