After eating Jalebi to his heart's content, Chintu asked his mother for sugar.
Mom – Why sugar?
Chintu – Master has said, eat something sweet after dinner.
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Master – Chintu, what good work have you done today?
Chintu – A man had missed the bus, he was running after it.
Master – So what happened?
Chintu – So I left my dog behind him and due to fear of the dog, he ran fast and boarded the bus.
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Chintu – Why don't you go to school?
Pappu – I go every day, but they throw me out of school.
Chintu – Why, which school does he go to?
Pappu – Kanya Pathshala.😂😜😅😂😂😜
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Master – Tomorrow we will solve mathematics problems, if we don't do it, I will make a chicken.
Chintu – Okay master, I don't eat chicken, but you make paneer for me.
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An elderly man asked Chintu – How are you Chintu?
Chintu – I am fine.
Elder – How are your studies going?
Chintu – Just like your life.
Elderly – What does it mean?
Chintu – Means trust Ram.
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