One day when Santa boarded the bus to go to office, the conductor laughingly asked, “Did you reach home safely last night? Did you fall somewhere or did you forget your way home?”
Santa (angrily): Why, what happened to me last night?
Conductor: You were drunk last night.
Santa: How can you say that I was drunk last night? We didn't even talk to each other.
Conductor: Yes, it is like last night when you were sitting in the bus, a madam had boarded the bus and you had asked her to get up and sit on her seat.
Santa (surprised): So is it a crime to give a seat to a woman?
Conductor (laughing): No crime, but when you asked him for a seat, the bus was already empty.
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Once a king liked a girl. That girl's father was a goldsmith, the king called the goldsmith to come to the court.
Even after four days the goldsmith did not come to the king's court, so the king sent his soldiers to arrest the goldsmith.
When the soldiers reached the goldsmith's house, the house was locked. The king ordered the soldiers to find the goldsmith.
The soldiers searched everywhere for the goldsmith, but could not find him anywhere, then they came up with an idea and announced that one kilogram of gold would be given to anyone who would help in finding the goldsmith, yet the goldsmith was not found.
Then it was announced that anyone who helped the goldsmith to hide would be hanged, yet the goldsmith was not found, and all the time of the soldiers was wasted in searching for the goldsmith just like you wasted in reading this…. Which makes no sense.
Don't laugh, don't get angry, the same thing happened to me. You can also take revenge by doing this to someone else.
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