My sister is a cow, a cow – Obnews

Sister-in-law: My sister is a cow.
Brother-in-law: Then you kept me in the cowshed, why did you tie me with him?😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝

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Brother-in-law: I have got an advantage by marrying your sister.
Sister-in-law: What is the benefit?
Brother-in-law: I got punished for my sins in this very birth…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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the mistress was crying

Just then the maid asked – what happened Mistress?
Mistress: I doubt that your boss has someone in his office.
having an affair with a girl
Maid: No mistress, don’t think like that.
Boss can’t cheat me……😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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A student was sitting completely silent while giving the paper

Teacher: Why are you worried?
the student remained silent
Teacher: Have you forgotten your pen?
the student remained silent again
Teacher: What happened? Forgot the roll number?
the student remained silent again
Teacher: Have you forgotten your calculator?
Student- Hey, shut up, my mother.
Here I brought slips for the wrong subject and you have caught fire with your pen and pencil…😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pappu- Doctor Saheb, can you diagnose my disease?

Doctor: Yes, your eyes are very weak.
Pappu- How did you come to know so soon?
Doctor: Because you did not read on the board outside that I am an animal doctor…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Child: Papa, what did you see in mom that made you get married?
Papa: A small mole on her cheek.
Kid- Amazing
Bought such a big trouble for such a small thing…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife: Have you read it written in the newspaper that

25% women take medicines for mental illness
Husband- This is very scary news
Wife- Why?
Husband: This means 75% are roaming around without medicines…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: Last year on the occasion of Diwali, you used iron.