Sonu- Do you know what happened to mom when I went to the bathroom at night?
Mom- What happened?
Sonu- As soon as I opened the bathroom door,
the lights turned on automatically
And cool air started coming from it
Mom: Hey, you came crying in the fridge…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Early in the morning a Pandit ji said to Pappu – Withdraw 500 rupees, child.
your luck is about to open
Pappu- What kind of Pandit ji?
Pandit ji- You are going to marry the daughter of a millionaire father.
Pappu- Pandit ji, take Rs 1000 instead of Rs 500.
But tell me, there are two children and a wife at home, what should I do with them?😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Troubled by the problem of loose motion, the traffic constable went to the doctor.
The doctor prescribed some medicines to the traffic constable
While taking medicine, the traffic constable asked the doctor, should I avoid anything?
The doctor said- Just don’t whistle loudly…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Suresh: Went to girlfriend’s wedding yesterday.
Ramesh- What happened then?
Suresh- Made 2 more girlfriends there
Now I will go to their wedding too
Hearing this, Ramesh stopped speaking…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Husband (to wife) – What did you see in me that you said yes to marrying me?
Wife: I saw you cleaning the utensils once or twice from the balcony…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Matru- You have hired a very good nurse, I got well as soon as I touched her.
Doctor- I know, the sound of slap came outside…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Chintu- Mummy please cut this rope with your tongue.
Mummy: How can the stupid rope be cut with the tongue?
Chintu- Why? Just yesterday Papa was saying that your tongue
Moves like scissors…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: How Do I Learn About My Mistakes
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