Friend, my father is becoming a millionaire day by day – Obnews

Pappu- It is your work in my family.
Girl- Idiot
Pappu – the one whose wife is tall, also has a big name
Get your house cleaned on Diwali. What is the use of a broom?
Then Pappu was beaten severely.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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The son-in-law went to his in-laws’ house for the first time,
Conversation between mother-in-law and son-in-law: Son-in-law said to mother-in-law – What is the most controversial thing in your village?
Mother-in-law: There was only one thing that was controversial and that too you took it away son-in-law.

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Santosh- Friend, my father is becoming Amitabh Bachchan of millionaire day by day.

Bharat- How is that?
Santosh- Whenever you ask him for money, he says, what will you do with this amount of money?😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Professor: If you had to give an orange to someone, what would you say?
Santa: This orange….
Professor: No… speak like a lawyer….
Santa: I am Hetram, son of Chetram, resident of Shikarpura, U.P. Hereby, in my full interest and consciousness and without any fear or pressure, I give you this fruit, which is called orange, over which I have full ownership, along with its peel, juice, pulp and seeds and along with this, I also give you the complete and unconditional right that you are completely free to cut, peel, refrigerate or eat it….
You will also have the right to
You can give this fruit to any other person
It can be given with or without its peel, juice, pulp and seeds.
I declare that
Before today, any kind of debate related to this orange,
The entire responsibility of the fight is mine,
And after today I will have no connection with this orange in any way….
Professor unconscious..!!!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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