Funny Jokes: Earlier shops used to be written

earlier it was written shops

customer is god

Then there used to be a feeling of divinity,

Now it is written that you are under camera surveillance.

Now I feel like a thief

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Santa was sitting sad

What happened Banta, why is he sitting sad…?

Santa – What should I tell you, friend?

Someone said that trees provide us with cool shade.

I have been sitting here under the tree for three days

But neither cool nor shade came!!

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Have applied….. that she is upset like this

Like, we would really mind them…so much

Who wants to waste time in this much?

we will buy another lease

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Santa – What is the address of those who have no one?

Banta – Yes…. God

Santa: No sir

Banta – Then?

Santa – his sleep is complete

Funny Jokes: Son what after 5