Santa's Wife: Listen, I washed my new suit with new detergent and it became smaller.
What should I do now?
Santa: Now you will get fit after taking bath with it.
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A girl used to sit on a tree branch every morning at 10 o'clock and get down at five in the evening.
Ask why?
Because…
She had gone mad after doing MBA. She considered herself a branch manager.
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To,
Mr. Indra Dev Sir,
chairman,
Rain Department,
Subject: Regarding making rain available at the right time.
Mister,
Under the above mentioned subject, it is submitted that due to the intense heat in our city, the residents of the city are facing great distress and other animals are also suffering from the heat.
Therefore, it is a humble request to you that considering the weather and to appease the wrath of Sun God, please arrange appropriate amount of clouds and make it rain.
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
All Indians.
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The judge asked the woman, 'Why do you want to get a divorce?' The woman said, 'Sir, this is my husband who came home at two in the night. He was very drunk. I took off his shoes, changed his clothes, and fed him. When she started putting me to sleep, he said – You love me so much, you serve me so much, Rambha. The judge said, 'But this is not a reason for divorce.' The woman said, 'But my name is not Rambha, it is Sarla.'
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