Me and my husband, both of us – Obnews

Woman – Baba, between me and my husband.
love has diminished
tell me some solution
Baba – Son, on Saturday Facebook and
keep fast on whatsapp on sunday
Love will come back like before.

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Master: Tell the meaning of the idiom.
“Stepping on the tail of a snake”
Student: Stopping your wife from going to her parents' house!
Master can't understand
How did they get such deep knowledge?

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Master – What is called decimal…?
Pappu – When you fall in love at 10,
That is called decimal.

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A constable called the police station from the spot of the incident…
Sir, here a lady has shot her husband.
Police Station Officer – Why?
Policeman – Because the man had climbed on the floor with dirty feet while mopping….
Police Station Officer – The woman has been arrested…?
Policeman: No sir, she is just drying the mop.

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