Urdu teacher asked the question – What is the difference between ‘failed love’ and ‘complete love’?
The student replied – ‘Failed Love’ makes excellent poetry.
Sings ghazals, roams in the mountains, drinks fine liquor.
And ‘Mukammal Ishq’ how to get free coriander with vegetable, brings bread from the way and dies due to excess salt in dal.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Once a father was explaining to his son…
Father to his son: The girl’s parents are coming to see you.
So tell me more salary
Girl’s father: Son, how much do you earn?
Boy: Uncle, although my salary is Rs 150000, after deductions I get only Rs 8000.
Girl’s father disappeared, boy’s father unconscious😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Pappu went to the doctor…
Pappu- Doctor sir, there is a problem.
Doctor- What’s the problem?
Pappu- When I talk to someone, I don’t see that person.
Doctor: When does this happen?
Pappu- While talking on the phone.
Doctor- Run away from here, otherwise you will not be seen on this earth.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Son (on phone) – Mother, today we have increased from two to three.
Mother: That son, congratulations… it is a boy.
or girl?
Son- No mother, your daughter-in-law got married for the second time.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Husband and wife were standing at the railway station waiting for the train.
Just then a vehicle arrived on which it was written…
Bombay Mail- The husband ran away and got into the car.
Told my wife – When Bombay female comes, you should also climb on board.
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A boy returned home late at night
Mother- Where is it coming from?
Boy- Went to watch cabaret dance
Mother: Oh God, haven’t you seen anything like this?
Shouldn’t you have seen it?
Boy- Yes I saw it
Mother- What did you see?
Boy- Papa…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Girlfriend- I was robbed, defamed, ruined in your love.
nowhere left
Boyfriend- So Pagli Main Kaun Ke Tere Pyaar Mein Collector Collector I have become
I am also selling pakodas…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: Mom, you haven’t told me that thing till date
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