Teacher (to Tillu)- Why is the patient made unconscious before the operation?
Tillu- If he is not made unconscious and the patient learns to perform the operation,
So who will ask the doctors?
The teacher was shocked after hearing Tillu’s answer…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Suresh (to Ramesh)- Friend, yesterday I went to a satsang and came back beaten.
Ramesh- Hey brother, how did this happen?
Suresh- Beaten without any fault, Maharaj was preaching.
That husband and wife are two wheels of the same bicycle
I stood up and asked – what if we make a rickshaw with our neighbours?
So there is no objection…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Man (to barber)- Along with shaving, you also peeled my skin.
Barber- Don’t worry, I will take money from you only for shaving…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Raju (to Suresh)- You know, when the lights go off in America.
So they call the power office
When the lights go out in Japan, we check the fuse.
And when the lights go off in India,
First of all let’s go out and see that
Everything is done, then we take a sigh of relief…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Teacher (to Chintu)- What are the things necessary to stay alive?
Chintu- I don’t know madam
Teacher- Hey, whoever comes, please tell him.
Chintu- I swear to you to stay alive, a meeting is necessary Sanam.
Teacher unconscious…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Boy- Tell me, which phone do you want now?
Girl – The one which is a little eaten apple
Boy: Come on you idiot, I will give you such a false phone call…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Sonu- Do you know what happened to mom when I went to the bathroom at night?
Mom- What happened?
Sonu- As soon as I opened the bathroom door,
the lights turned on automatically
And cool air started coming from it
Mom: Hey, you came crying in the fridge…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: Why is food a bit bland these days?
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