The elderly husband and wife passed away together. When Chitragupta reached the top, seeing the ledgers, he said to a messenger, “Take these to heaven.”
The angel took them to heaven. He took me to a luxurious bungalow and said, “Both of you will stay here.” There is every kind of comfort here. Every kind of facility is available. Servants will always be at your service. And yes, you will get whatever food or drink you want whenever you want.”
The old man asked, “If we become ill, where will we find a doctor?”
The angel said, “No one ever gets sick in heaven.”
The old man exhaled a long breath and said to his wife, “If we had disobeyed our doctor and eaten and drank whatever we wanted instead of fruits and vegetables, we would have reached here many years ago.”
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Wife: Listen sir…. “If I die…. Tussi after how many days…. Will you marry someone else? ,
Husband : …. “It is the era of inflation… I will try to… Reception along with Shraddha…. Get adjusted”…!!
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The wife asked her husband,
“When we got married
Then you used to call me with very praiseworthy names, like my Ras Malai,
my barfi,
my rabri
But now with these names
Why don’t you call?”
The husband said,
“Milk Sweets”
For how many days will it remain fresh?
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On a moonlit night, Santa puts his beloved's head in his lap on the river bank and says in a romantic mood…
Aye pooja khaogi khaogi?😂😜😅😂😂😜
Funny Jokes: Separate a person from the world
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