Tinku went to get photographed in an intoxicated state.
Photographer – Sir, why do you want to be photographed?
Tinku: For driving license.
Photographer: In this drunken state?
Tinku: Yes, so that whenever the police stops my car
He may feel that I am gross like this.
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Husband – You are very cute.
Wife – Thanks
Husband: You are just like a princess.
Wife: Thank you, and tell me what are you doing?
Husband: I was sitting idle, thought I would make a joke.
Wife: Come, I am waiting with the rolling pin.
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Have applied… branch on branch
I looked at it, someone looked at it
someone cast it on him,
Whatever we looked at,
his father
Got married somewhere else
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Beggar: Sir, give me 20 rupees, I want to have coffee.
Man: But coffee costs 10 rupees.
Beggar: I have a girlfriend too, that's why I wanted her with me.
Man: Hey…. ,
After being a beggar, you have made Rakhi your girlfriend.
Beggar: No sir, my girlfriend has made me a beggar!!
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