Boss: Are you married?
Santa – Yes… I met a girl two months ago.
Boss – Marriage happens only with a girl….
Santa – No sir, my sister had a relationship with a boy…!
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Santa – Friend, please tell me some way by which I can live for 100 years?
Banta – It is very easy… eat food once in three days and do three-four weddings!
Santa: Will I survive for 100 years with this?
Banta – No… but with this you will soon start looking 100 years old…!
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When Santa reached home, the servant told – “A short while ago a call came from your best friend.”
Santa – “How did you know he is my best friend?”
Servant – “He said that if that bastard comes, tell him to call me….”
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Pappu – “Chopra uncle, you are a chemist, right?”
Chopra Uncle – “Yes son, but they say chemist and not chemist!”
Pappu – “Ok!… Thank you Kopra Uncle!”
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Teacher – “How many countries are there in the world?”
Pappu – “There is only one… India!”
Teacher – “Okay? So what are America, France, England, Pakistan, Germany etc.?
Pappu – “These are all foreigners, aren't they sir!!!”
Funny Jokes: Benefits of husband's death
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