Wife (to husband)- When I die, what will you do?
Husband (to wife)- I will also die.
Wife (to husband)- Why?
Husband (to wife) – Because sometimes a man dies even with too much happiness.
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Wife (to husband)- Have you ever thought that I should marry someone else?
What would have happened if she had gone?
Husband (to wife)- I never think bad of others.
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Santa: What is the similarity between Ranveer Kapoor and petrol?
Banta: Don't know?
Santa: Hey! The rates of both are increasing without any reason!
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A beggar was fed up of begging every day.
One day he prayed to God – “Lord, give me something to eat that will not end even after eating!”
God said – “Take this son….
Chewing gum!
Funny Jokes: That cat had an accident
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