Teacher: If anyone went near the girls hostel
So Rs 100 fine
If you go the second time, you will be fined Rs 200 and the third time
A fine of Rs 500 will be imposed directly!
Student: Sir! Which we have to get monthly pass
So how much will it cost?
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Boy: Why do you girls do love marriage?
Girl: So it's better to get an unknown sample.
find a known bastard
Girl: Why do you boys also do love marriage?
Boy: Better than getting an anaconda
That we found a pre-trained serpent!!
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Wife (from mother's house) – Take care of yourself,
I heard that dengue is spreading a lot.
Husband: You drank all my blood.
Will the mosquito come to donate blood?
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A woman asked Padneet ji
Asked the solution for home prosperity
Pandit ji: Daughter, first feed the bread to the cow.
and the second bread to the dog
Woman: Pandit ji, I always do this.
I eat the first bread myself
And I feed the last bread to my husband.
Pandit fainted
Funny Jokes: After eating I
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