Master: Hey Chintu, why have you tied this bandage?
Chintu – Had fallen yesterday.
Master – Oh ho ho…so you did not take any ‘medicines’?
Chintu – Yes, I took it before it fell….
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Chintu – Oh God, please make me pass the exam this time.
Bhagwan – So, why have you come empty handed…why didn’t you bring coconut and banana?
Chintu – God ji, first do your work, then worry about the results.
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Chintu brought a donkey to school.
Master: Why have you brought this donkey?
Chintu – You yourself said that you turn even the biggest donkey into a human being.
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Chintu to the shopkeeper – Uncle, is it a whitening cream?
Shopkeeper – Yes, right.
Chintu – Then install it uncle. I get scared seeing you every day while going to school.
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Chintu to the juice seller – Give me the juice quickly, there is going to be a fight.
After drinking a glass of juice – one and two, there is going to be a fight.
After serving five glasses of juice, the juice seller asked – When will the fight happen?
Chintu – When you ask for money.
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