Chintu – Mummy, you said that the doll is Pinky Pari? Fairies have wings and can fly?
Mom: Yes, I told you. Why are you asking all this?
Chintu – Then when I threw that doll named Pinky down from the roof, why did it not fly?
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In the bus, mother scolded Chintu and said – sit quietly. If you do any mischief, I will kill you.
Chintu – If you hit me, I will tell TT uncle my age.
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Chintu – Mummy do I look like God?
Mom – No, but why are you asking?
Chintu – Because whenever I go somewhere, everyone looks at me and says, Oh God, you are back again.
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Chintu – Doctor Uncle, why didn't you come to our party yesterday?
Doctor – Because, if I went to have a feast then who would see the patients returning after having the feast?
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The butcher was going to slaughter the goat and the goat was screaming. Then Chintu asked – Why is the goat screaming?
Butcher – Because, I am taking it to be cut.
Chintu – Okay then, I thought you were taking him to school.
Funny Jokes: Kaka met a girl at 12 o'clock in the night.
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