Santa ordered: Brother, give 1 pizza and 2 cold drinks.
Waiter: Sir, which cold drink should I get?
Santa: Both should be cold.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Banta asked: Friend, why is your wife so happy?
Santa: Because I don't have any expectations from him.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Santa (to teacher): Madam, why is there less oxygen in your class?
Teacher: Who told you this?
Santa: Because you say every day, “Use your brain.”🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Banta: Do you have money?
Santa: Yes, but not for seeing, for spending.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Santa's wife: I want to go to mom's house!
Santa: Then go.
Wife: Give the money.
Santa: Should we go to mom's house or Singapore?🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Santa went to the bank.
Clerk: Sorry sir, this note is fake.
Santa: Oh! Okay, I thought it was real.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: How many times have you cheated on me?
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