Santa went to Banta's house…
And looking at Banta's wife he said…
Santa – Banta, the pair of you and your sister-in-law is exactly the pair of Ram-Sita.
Banta – “What did you say, friend..
Neither does it sink into the earth.
And neither does any 'Ravan' take it away!!
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Santa – What is the guarantee of this mirror?
Banta – If you drop it below 100 floors, it will not break even till 99 floors.
Santa – Wow!! It's great, pack one…!!
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An argument broke out between the frog and the bantha.
Frog – You have no brain.
Banta-Hai…
Frog – No…
Banta – Yes…
Meanwhile the frog jumped into the water.
Banta – Now what was the point in committing suicide?
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Santa and Banta went to a dhaba to eat food.
A Nepali was cooking there.
Santa – Are you American?
Nepali – No, I am Nepali.
Santa – No, you are American.
Nepali – No, I am Nepali.
Santa – No, you are American.
Nepali – Okay Baba,
Am American.
Santa: But you look like a Nepali…
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Banta opened a barber shop, 🪒🪒
One day Santa went there for shaving.
Banta – I have to keep my mustache.
Santa – Yes
Banta (cutting his moustache) – Now keep it wherever you want.
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