A king rewarded his servant with a beautiful horse.
The employee happily took the horse home.
But that horse died that very night.
Next day when the king asked about the horse, the employee told –
My master, I have never seen such a fast horse in my life.
He reached from this world to that world in a single night.
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Jailer (to the prisoner) – What's the matter, Sukhiram, no one ever comes to meet you in jail?
Prisoner – What should I do sir, they all………….
Jailer – Sukhiram, don't you have any relatives in this world?
Prisoner – Everyone is there, brothers, parents and friends.
Jailer – But why don't you come to meet me?
Prisoner: Sir, all of them are also serving their sentence in this jail.
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Son – Mother, I also want to swim in the pond?
Mother – No! Son, you will drown.
Son: But father has been swimming in the pond for hours.
Mother – Son, your father has been insured.
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The teacher asked a child –
After thousand, then lakh, then crore,
Then comes Arab, what comes after Arab?
The student said – Sir! After Arabia comes Iran.
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LKG's child got zero in the exam.
Father – (angrily) What is this?
Child – Papa, ma'am ran out of stars so she gave me moon.
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