Pappu was going to his village by train.
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TT came
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TT: show ticket
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Pappu: He is poor sir!!!
Chutney eats stale bread
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TT: Show the ticket?
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Pappu: Sir, he is a poor man and eats vegetables, lentils and roti.
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TT angry- So what dung do we eat?
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Pappu: Sir, you are a big man, you must be eating.
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When Santa found an abandoned monkey, he took it to the police station!
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The inspector said, take it to the “zoo”!
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Santa was standing at the bus stop with the monkey the other day!
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When the inspector saw, he asked, “Didn't you take him to the zoo?
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“Santa: Went yesterday, traveled a lot and had a lot of fun!
Going to Qutub Minar today!
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Once a terrorist planted a bomb in an old woman's house.
When the people around saw it, they started shouting loudly:
The old lady is a bomb, the old lady is a bomb…!
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Old lady (said shyly): Shit. That was me in my youth…! No more.
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Doctor: I cannot understand the reason for your problem and illness.
Actually I think it is due to intoxication.
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Patient: No problem, I will come when your intoxication subsides.
Funny Jokes: A tradesman taking his last breaths
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