Sardar ji's mother: Son, it took you 1 day to go from here to Jalandhar and 3 days to come back, that too in a new car. Why so??
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Sardarji: Mother! These car makers are also crazy! Made 4 gears to go forward, and made only 1 reverse gear to come back!
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Santa went to give interview…
The boss asked how many brothers and sisters do you have?
Sardar: 5
Boss: Which is your number among them…?
Santa: Airtel's…
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Boss: Are you married?
Sardar – Yes sir, I am married to a girl.
Boss: Marriage takes place only with a girl.
Sardar – No sir, my sister was married to a boy!!!
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Pappu lost his job…
Pappu comes outside the boss's house every day to poop…
Boss:- What is this??
Pappu:-
I want to tell you that..
I am not dying of hunger…!!
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Marwari was hitting the blade in his hand…
Wife: What are you doing sir?
Marwari: The Dettol bottle is broken,
Lest dettol gets wasted,
Let me cut off your finger too!
Funny Jokes: There was no conversation between husband and wife
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