Santa's wife (to Santa): Listen…!
Take me to some expensive place today.
Santa: Okay, get ready.
Wife: Where are we going?
Santa: First the petrol pump will run, then the gas agency and from there the vegetable market!
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Santa went to a company for an interview for a job.
Boss – “Tell me, what is that thing which has 2 tyres?
Santa – Bike!
”Boss – “No… Honda bike!
Let us answer the second question….
What is that thing called that has 4 tires?
Santa – Car!
”Boss – “No.. Maruti car!”
Santa – “Sir, I also want to ask a question?”
Boss – “Okay… ask?”
Santa – “What is that thing called which is white all around?”
And which has a black egg in the middle?
”Boss – “Eye!”
Santa – “No… your mother's eyes!!!”
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Santa got married!
Santa was lovingly explaining to his wife on the wedding night.
Santa: Be loving to everyone, respect everyone,
Gaining their trust, taking care of them,
Cook well and always tell the truth.
Hearing Santa's words, the bride quickly got up from the bed.
And she opened the door of the room and shouted,
“Everyone come inside immediately, Baba Ji's sermon is going on here.”
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Chunnu was sitting comfortably!
Munnu (to Chunnu): Do some work!
Chunnu: I don't do anything in summer!
Munnu: And what work do you do in winter?
Chunnu: Waiting for summer to come!
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