The boy went to see the girl for marriage
He thought, why not with a girl
talk in english
He asked the girl – English
Will it work, right?
….
The girl said shyly – Yes onion
And if salty is with you then local food will also work!
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Teacher: Tell me “I love you”
Which country invented the word
I happened?
Student 8 in China 😋
Teacher 8 How?
Student it's all Chinese
properties are
No guarantee, no warranty
If we go till the moon, if we don't we go till the evening.
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Haryana's clothes and English lessons
Khattar teacher came.
If A is for Apple, B is for Boy, then explain.
It was not easy so a new method was found
Went.
…
A for Amar's daughter-in-law,
B for Bablu's daughter-in-law,
C for Chander's daughter-in-law,
…..
Got it memorized well, then took the test again.
…..
Tai got confused.
W started saying after seeing, this is Madan's look.
You are a daughter-in-law, but why are you lying with your legs raised?
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Husband: Why is there no salt in the vegetable?
Wife: That vegetable was slightly burnt, wasn't it?
Husband: Then why didn't you add salt?
Wife: We are on fire
Do not sprinkle salt.
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Wife: Darling, listen…
Even though I am 48 years old,
a friend praises my beauty
Is.
Husband: It must be Osman Bhai…..!!
Wife: How did you recognize?
Husband: That bastard…..
He is a junk dealer!
Funny Jokes: City girl's marriage in village
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