Girlfriend: My lips are like rose petals, aren't they?
Lover: Yes
Girlfriend: My eyes are like lotus flowers, aren't they?
Lover: Yes
Girlfriend: My voice is like a cuckoo, isn't it?
Lover: Yes
Girlfriend: My gait is like that of a peacock, isn't it?
Lover: Yes
Girlfriend: Oh! You talk so well…!
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Girlfriend: Will you love me the same even after marriage?
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Boy-Friend: Why not? I like married girls very much!
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A boy fell in front of a donkey.
A beautiful girl seeing this said –
“Are you touching your elder brother’s feet?”
The boy said – “Yes sister-in-law!”
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A woman cooked deer mutton.
The child asked: What is this you have cooked?
Woman: Won't tell the name but will give a hint
Huh, I will give chocolate to whoever gives the correct answer.
And gave a shy hint.
….
“This is what your father often lovingly says to me.”
Then a child shouted and said
don't eat don't eat definitely
Bitch is a bitch for sure.
Funny Jokes: If I had the government in my hands then
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