A man gave a party to one of his friends and he ate all the food.
The family members remained hungry.
Five year old Bablu started crying due to hunger.
His mother said – Son, let the guest go, everyone will cry together, why do you cry alone?
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Three fools were traveling by train when suddenly someone pulled the chain.
When the car stopped, the first fool said – Friend, it seems the car is punctured.
The second fool said – The tire of the car has burst.
The third fool said – I will get down and look,
He looked and said with surprise –
Hey friend, the tires came out of the wheel of the car and ran away.
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Lawyer – “When the murderer stabbed Banta, where were you at that time?”
Santa – “At a distance of 23 feet 5 inches from the spot…”
Lawyer – “Okay! Did you measure using a tape measure?”
Santa – “Yes!”
Lawyer – “What was the need to do this?”
Santa – “Because I believed that some idiot would definitely ask me this question in the court..!”
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Inspector – “Did you catch the fleeing murderer?”
Constable – “No sir, but I have brought his fingerprints!”
Inspector – “Okay… where are the marks?”
Constable – “Sir, on my cheeks!”
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