The teacher said to Uresh – Suresh! Are you at the back of the class?
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Suresh said – No master! There is a wall behind me too.
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Son – “Papa, give 10 rupees to the poor…!”
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Papa – “Where is the poor…?”
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Son – “Poor guy is selling ice cream outside in the sun!”
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Patient (to the doctor) – I am taking medicine worth Rs 50 daily.
But there is no benefit..!
Doctor – Now you take the medicine worth Rs 40 from me.
With this you will get a profit of Rs 10 every day!!!
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Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Sir, in Thiruvananthapuram.
Teacher: Tell me the spelling.
Student: Sir, now I think, I was born in Goa.
When a miser Seth was about to die, a relative said – Now you are dying, give something to the society while leaving.
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Seth – Now I am giving up my life, what more does the society need?
Funny Jokes: A tradesman taking his last breaths
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