A poor man said: Death is better than such a life!
Suddenly Yamdoot came and said: – I have come to take your life.
The man said: Now the poor man can't even joke?
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Girlfriend – My father bought me a new mobile…
Boyfriend – Oh wow…which company??
Girlfriend – Unclaimed!!!
The boy almost fainted… and said…
Hey blind person, she is not abandoned, she is lava iris….
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A dog was lying dead in front of a man's house.
he called the municipal corporation
“The dog is lying dead in front of my house, please get it picked up.”
.
Got the answer: bury it there
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The man got very angry but said calmly: “Yes, I was about to bury you.
But it was also necessary to tell the puppies.
Look at your father's face.
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Papa- What was the frequency of the earthquake?
Son – 7.9.
Papa – Oh wow son, nowadays even earthquakes are happening more than you.
Funny Jokes: There was no conversation between husband and wife
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