Husband came home early from work…
When the wife saw this, she got scared and applied powder to her lover Gupta ji and made him stand like a statue in the corner…
When the husband came into the room, he saw the idol and asked-
:What is this darling..?
.
The wife said smilingly: Yes, this idol has been given by our neighbor Gupta ji…
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The husband did not say anything and got busy with his work…
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The husband woke up at midnight, placed the sandwich in front of the idol and said-
: Eat Gupta ji, the day before yesterday I also stood like this in your house the whole night, no one even asked for water…
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A drunkard 94.3 F.M. called on
.
Sharabi: I like S.V. A purse was found on the road, which contained Rs 15,000 cash, an iPhone 5s, a credit card and the ID of a girl named Pallavi.
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Radio Jockey: Wow! You are so honest, you would like to return that purse to her right???
.
Bender: No!!!
I want a sad song to be made for Pallavi ji.
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Boy:- I can't marry you. The family members are not agreeing.
💃Girl:- Who is there in your house?
🚶Boy:- A wife and 2 children.
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Once Santa was passing through the forest
Was
.
Seeing a snake hanging on the tree in front
stopped
And said:
Nothing will happen just by hanging.
Tell mom to give her Complan.
Funny Jokes: If I had the government in my hands then
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