A beggar begging for food every day
Was fed up. One day he asked God
Prayed – “Lord, give me something to eat
Give that which does not end even after eating!”
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God said – “Take this son…. Chewing gum!
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Professor asked in Hindi class – “Abusing
Tell me the definition of..”
Student said – extreme anger
physical upon arrival
without physical violence, verbal
brutally violent
selected for action
group of words whose pronunciation
The mind experiences immense peace after
It happens, we call it abuse!!
Professor – Where are your feet Lord?
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This is called smart husband
There was a fight between husband and wife.
Wife: I take care of the entire house, I take care of the kitchen.
I take care of the kids, what do you do?
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Husband: I handle myself
Seeing your intoxicating eyes😜
Wife: You too
Come on, tell me what should I make for you today?
of choice🙈
The formula for a happy world
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Amitabh Bachchan and Pran Saheb were standing at the bus stop.
The bus came, Pran Saheb boarded the bus, but Amitabh did not board.
Because it was written on the bus,
Raghukul's tradition always followed, 'life' went but 'bachan' did not go.
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Pappu went to see the girl
Pappu: How much education have you had?
Girl: Till BA.
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Pappu refused
And said give it to me
The letters have been read and that too in reverse.
Funny Jokes: One day God gave a
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