Santa was sitting in the public toilet.
Suddenly a voice came from the adjacent toilet – How are you?
Santa got nervous and said- I am fine.
Then a voice came – What are you doing?
Santa- Brother, whatever everyone does….
Then a voice came – should I come?
Santa became more nervous – No no, I am fine alone.
Then a voice came from the side – Okay friend, I will call you later.
Right now some donkey is answering everything I say from the adjacent toilet.
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The husband bought a new car and thought of giving a surprise to his wife.
As soon as he reached home, he called his wife loudly and said,
'Darling, your dream of so many years has been fulfilled today.'
The wife came running out of the kitchen and shouted:
Alas Alas! What happened to mom?
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Santa: My grandfather had cut off the legs of the enemies in the war of 1857.
Banta: Why weren't the necks cut?
Santa: They had already been cut.
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Servant: Master: Yesterday two ten rupee notes were found in the waste basket.
….
Boss: I threw them, they are not real.
Servant: That's why I'm returning it.
Funny Jokes: Sir I have changed my Aadhaar Card
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