Son – Papa, let me tell you something…
Papa – Say yes…
Son – I have 10 fake IDs on Facebook.
Papa – Why is the bastard telling me?
Son – The Pooja Sharma you call 10
It's me you've been calling for tea since days…
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Teacher: If girls were someone else's wealth
So what are boys?
Tappu: Sir, boys are thieves.
…
Teacher: How is that?
Tappu: Because thieves always keep an eye on
It is based on someone else's money.
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Patient – I have a disease that causes hunger after eating.
It doesn't seem,
If I can't sleep after sleeping, I should work.
I get tired.
….
Doctor – This is a very serious illness, do one thing,
Sit in the sun all night and you will get well soon.
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Santa's wife (to Santa): Listen…!
Take me to some expensive place today.
Santa: Okay, get ready.
Wife: Where are we going?
Santa: First the petrol pump will run, then the gas agency and from there the vegetable market!
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Santa went to a company for an interview for a job.
Boss – “Tell me, what is that thing which has 2 tyres?
Santa – Bike!
”Boss – “No… Honda bike!
Let us answer the second question….
What is that thing called that has 4 tires?
Santa – Car!
”Boss – “No.. Maruti car!”
Santa – “Sir, I also want to ask a question?”
Boss – “Okay… ask?”
Santa – “What is that thing called which is white all around?”
And which has a black egg in the middle?
”Boss – “Eye!”
Santa – “No… your mother's eyes!!!”
Funny Jokes: Your grandmother sat through Ramayan all the time.
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