Champu was sitting in his hostel crying.
His friend Gampu asked- What happened??
Champu said- Friend, I have been cheated.
I had asked my father for money for the books, but he only bought the books and sent them.
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6 year old Chintu went to the photo studio to get his photo clicked with his mother.
The photographer said while caressing the child – Son, look at me, a pigeon will come out of this camera soon.
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Chintu – Don't talk like idiots, adjust focus, use portrait mode, with macro, keep ISO within 200, photo should come in high resolution. Otherwise you will not get money. Concentrate on work. He says a pigeon will come out. Your uncle had put a pigeon in the camera.
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Once in the train, the TT took out the passenger sleeping under the bench and asked for a ticket.
The traveler started pleading and saying – Sir, please forgive me. Leave it once.
My daughter is getting married and I have to go. TT took pity and left.
Meanwhile his eyes fell on the young man hiding under the other bench.
TT took him out and asked – Why Mian? Is your daughter also married?
The young man shyly replied – No, I am his future son-in-law.
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Once Champu went to buy clothes from the market,
After reaching the shop…
Champu: Show the shirt cloth…
Shopkeeper: Sir, should I show you in the plane…???
Champu: No, I was seen in the helicopter…you bastard.
Son of a monkey… Have you taken me for a monkey? You can't see that the joke has started…
Funny Jokes: Pappu was going to his village by train.
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