Employee: Sir, I did not even link my Aadhar card with my bank account, still Rs 200 gas subsidy came in my account.
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Boss: That is not subsidy, it is your increment.
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Son: Congratulations mother. Today I have got a job for my seven births.
Mother: Okay son, how is that?
Son: Because mother, I have got a job in a TV serial.
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Chhagan: I will not stay here! Such a small room.
There is neither any window nor bathroom! I want my money back.
Waiter: But sir this…
Chhagan: No-no, give me the money back!
Waiter: Hey idiot, go to the room upstairs, this is a lift!
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Beggar: Give something in the name of God.
Girl: Nothing baba, sorry.
Beggar: If nothing else, just give me your mobile number, Baba will pray and send messages too!
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Banta calls his girlfriend trying to talk to him:
Tring Tring…Is this Aunty Payal?
Woman: Yes son, it is in both the legs.
Funny Jokes: Son, you will have to go to Jalandhar from here.
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