Mom: Chintu, what happened to the result?
Chintu- Master has said that I will have to study in the same class for one more year.
Mom: Well done, even if it takes 2-3 more years, don't fail.
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Boy- What do you like best about me?
Girl- People change with time, but you have not changed.
Boy- How is that?
Girl- When I met you, you were unemployed and you are unemployed even today.
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The whole team started laughing at the boss's joke but Santa did not laugh.
Boss: Don't you understand my joke?
Santa- Sir, I have been selected in another company.
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A beautiful girl went to a village doctor complaining of heartburn and said…
Girl- My face is burning.
Doctor: We will have to do an X-ray of your face.
Girl- What happens in X-ray?
Doctor- Photograph of the face is taken…
Girl- Wait 5 minutes, let me do makeup.
Doctor unconscious!
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Girlfriend- I forgot my purse at home, I need one thousand rupees…!
Boyfriend: You did a small thing, you fool, take these 10 rupees, go home right now by rickshaw and bring your purse…!
Girlfriend fainted
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