Friend: Where are your shoes?
Rahul: My shoes are on my feet, where can the other shoes be?
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Child: What's the best part of my school?
Teacher: Which part?
Child: Holidays!
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Teacher: Do you know why there are so many clowns in the circus?
Child: Why?
Teacher: To make everyone laugh, I can also become a joker!
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Wife: Why do you always do the opposite to what I say?
Husband: What is the opposite, I just make your bad day good!
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Golu: Doctor Saheb, I am suffering from amnesia.
Doctor: Since when?
Golu: Since when?
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Teacher: Why didn't you come to school?
Child: Sir, I had βhomeworkβ in school, so I had to stay at home!
Funny Jokes: You are very beautiful
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