The owner of a company came to visit his factory.
There he saw that all the employees were working,
But a boy stood comfortably in a corner
Was laughing while reading messages on mobile.
The owner went and stood near him,
But the boy still kept laughing while reading the message.
The owner got angry and asked the boy –
What is your monthly salary?
The boy said – 8 thousand rupees, sir.
The owner took out 24 thousand rupees from his pocket and gave it to the boy and said –
Grab this, your 3 months salary… and get away from here…
There is no place for people like you in my company.
The boy quietly took the money and walked away from there.
Now the owner asked his remaining employees –
Who was this boy and what did he do?
An employee, suppressing his laughter with great difficulty, said –
Sir, he was a pizza delivery person.
The supervisor had brought pizza for sir.
Was waiting to get the bill money.
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Guru ji – “Pappu, tell me, hospital.”
Which is the sign of ➕,
What does that mean?”
Pappu – “The one who is standing is the doctor.”
And the one who is in the way is the patient.”
Guru ji is unconscious.
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A wedding dinner was going on in a garden…
Three hungry dogs were standing at a distance and making plans for food.
But due to past experiences, I was unable to muster the courage.
Coincidentally, the complexion of all three was black.
After thinking for a long time, one showed courage…
Entered through the back gate.
The confectioner saw – what was it then… he raised his stick and started attacking…
When he came back beaten…
So the remaining two asked – should we eat?
(I thought it would be a big insult if I told the truth)
First dog – Yes brother, I ate it, they are very good people…
He is feeding himself… “What a pleasure you have fed…”
Hearing this the other dog also gained courage…
Ran towards the tent… entered inside fearlessly…
The confectioner saw – Okay, even after eating so many sticks, he has come again.
The confectioner filled the jug with boiling water… and that was it… on top of that.
After coming out the third one asked – Have you also eaten?
Second dog – Don't ask anything brother…they are giving you hot…
Now the third person also drooling, ran quickly… and entered…
The confectioner saw… After eating so many sticks,
Even after bathing with boiling water… it came again.
The confectioner said – Close the gate and surround it from all sides.
Then what can I give Danadan… Somehow he managed to save his life and reached the distressed spot.
Both of them asked – did you eat?
Third dog – Yes brother, I ate it, they are very good people…
Fed me as per my health… Hey, they were not even letting me come…
Funny Jokes: I was feeling very hungry.
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