Santa – Doctor sir, can you diagnose my disease?
Doctor: Yes, your eyes are very weak?
Santa – How did you come to know so soon?
Doctor: You didn't read on the board outside that I am an animal doctor.
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Banta – Today I heard my wife planning to go watch a movie with Watchman.
Santa – Then you didn't go after them?
Banta – No friend, actually I had seen that picture!!'
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Santa – You know, my grandfather fought with a lion.
Banta – Really?
Santa – Yes really.
Banta – What happened then?
Santa – Then did the lion eat them?
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Husband- Do you know who is the most noble person in the world?
Wife: Only those people are respectable in the world who do not have password in their mobile.
Funny Jokes: 100 rupee note to a beggar
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