Boy- I love you, will you be my girlfriend?
Girl: Give me your number, when I break up with the current one, I will give you a missed call.
The boy lost his senses.
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Pappu- You know, wife is like a paperweight…!
Gappu – How is that…?
Pappu: She lets her husband flutter,
But doesn't let it fly…!
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Pappu was selling jalebi, but was saying
Take the potatoes, take the potatoes…
Passerby- But this is Jalebi
Pappu- Shut up! Otherwise flies will come.
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The conductor said to Sarla Aunty who was traveling in the bus with three children…
Conductor: Madam, tickets will be charged for these children, tell me their age?
Sarla Aunty – The first one was two years old, the second one was two and a half years old and the third one was three years old.
Conductor: Madam, even if you don't take the ticket, don't lie.
Sarla Aunty- Karmafoote,
The middle one is from sister-in-law, you cut the ticket, don't share the knowledge.
Funny Jokes: Potty on a Sardar Road
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