Wife: Even if I were married to a demon, I would not be as unhappy as I am with you.
Husband – Crazy! Where does marriage take place in blood relations?
Wife- Okay I will tell you
Then my husband got beaten badly.
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there was a crowd in the market in the evening
In the same crowd, husband and wife were busy fighting with each other and about 100 people were enjoying their spectacle, some were busy making videos of it…
The matter was such that the wife was insisting on her husband to buy a car today….
I am tired of sitting on your motorcycle…
The husband said – Oh crazy woman, don't make a scene of me in front of the world, give me the keys of the motorcycle.
Wife: No, you have so much money, I will go home only if you buy a car today….
Husband- Okay, I will take it, now give me the key….
Wife- I will not give
Husband- Okay, don't let me, I will break the lock.
Wife said- Break it but neither will you get the key nor will I go with you.
Husband said- Okay then I will leave again…
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Sister-in-law-Brother-in-law, what will you become in the next life?
Brother-in-law, I will become a lizard.
Sister-in-law: Why is that?
Brother-in-law: Because your sister is afraid only of lizards.
Then did the sister-in-law tell this to her sister and the brother-in-law got beaten up?
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Master: Son, recite some love poetry.
Student: The fat die on the fat, the hungry die on the bread, Masterji has two daughters and I die on the small one.
Master is unconscious.
Funny jokes: in girls' voices
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