Santa (to Banta)- How was your history paper?
Banta- very bad
Santa- Why?
Banta- All the questions were asked by the years before I was born….
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The girl took her boyfriend to meet her mother.
Girlfriend- My mother liked you very much.
Boyfriend- Come on you crazy…. Whatever happens, I will marry you only.
Forget me about talking to mom.
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One day Santa went to his friend Banta's house
Seeing the photo of Banta and his wife there, Santa said-
Friend, the pair of you two is like Ram-Sita.
Banta- Where is it friend, neither has Ravana taken it away yet nor has it disappeared into the earth…
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Santa went to a party
He considered the tissue paper kept in the plate as food and started eating it.
As soon as Banta saw him, he said angrily, don't eat this.
Santa asked- Why?
So Banta said no man, there is no spice in it, it is completely dull…
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A man ran towards the police and said
A big accident happened with my friend…
Police- What happened to your friend?
Man: He ran away with my wife…
Funny Jokes: After drinking last night
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