Yamraj- -I have come to take your life…
Take it Pappu- take those 3 houses in the neighborhood
She keeps leaving..,
His name is Champa…
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Santa dials the number after drinking alcohol
Yes, then the girl's voice comes.
You have to call
Not enough balance, please
Get recharged Santa: That's it
Darling, this is all I can talk about with you
That's enough for me.
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Beggar (from his son) – Son, if
Our lottery of seven lakhs won
So first I will buy a house, then
New for you and all of you
Will get clothes stitched, besides this.
Son (interrupting his father)
happened) – Apart from this, Papa has a car
buy up. we sit in it
Will go begging because I
I get tired while walking.
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An American doctor came to India.
Seeing a book at the bus stand
He had a heart attack. 20 rupees
The name of this book was…”30
How to become a doctor during the day!
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A policeman was standing on the road
The man came and said to him..
Brother, we will cross the road
Get it done… The policeman said: You
Why would you get it done brother? We can do it ourselves.
I will…the man said: How will you do?
The law is blind!
Funny Jokes: A retired uncle in the grocery store
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