Master: How many months are there in a year?
Chintu – there are 12
Master – Very good…where did you remember it from?
Chintu – I will express my love to you in 12 ways in 12 months with the song Re…Dhink-Chika…Dhink-Chika..
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The wife called to call an ambulance.
Operator: What is your problem?
Wife: My toe has hit the table.
Operator: Do you want to call an ambulance just for this thing?
Wife: No, the ambulance is for my husband.
He shouldn't have laughed.
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Monu said to Sonu – 20 years
I woke up with an alarm for the first time today
I woke up early in the morning.
Monu – Why, didn't you hear the alarm?
Santa – No, this morning – to wake me up in the morning
My wife threw the alarm clock and hit me on the head.
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A drunk man was standing outside the airport
A young man in uniform passed by
The drunkard said to him: Get a taxi
Young man: I am a pilot, not a taxi driver.
Drunkard: Then why are you getting angry brother?
Get a plane
Funny Jokes: Big operation was about to happen
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