Master: What happened in 1869?
Chintu – Gandhiji was born.
Master – Correct answer, sit down.
Master: What happened in 1872?
Pappu – Gandhiji had turned 3 years old, so should I also sit now?
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Teacher: Tell me the name of the fastest flying bird.
Chintu – Elephant.
Master: Incompetent, what does your father do?
Chintu – There is a shooter in Dawood's gang.
Master – Well done! All children write the answer…elephant.
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Master ji – If there is a lemon tree in the river, then how will you pluck the lemon?
Chintu – In the form of a bird.
Master: You worthless person, who will turn you into a bird?
Chintu – The one who must have planted a lemon tree in the river.
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Master ji – Tell me a sentence which contains Urdu, Punjabi, Hindi and English words.
Chintu – Ishq Di Galli Witch No Entry.
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Chintu was roaming around with a knife in the school.
Master: Why have you brought a knife to school?
Chintu – I am poor..there is no gun in the house.
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