Chintu's mother to Pappu's mother – For the last three months my child is not going to school because of this WhatsApp.
Pappu's mother – Why?
Chintu's mother – 3 months ago he had forgotten the way home, so he wrote 'missing' and posted his photo and address on the WhatsApp group. We got it within 15 minutes.
Pappu's mother – So what happened now?
Chintu's mother – That message is still circulating in different groups and as soon as it goes out of the house, people send it back home.
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Mathematics master was teaching that if 100 kg = 1 ton, then how many tons would 300 be?
Chintu – Ton Ton Ton.
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Chintu – Cut your hair short..
Barber – How much?
Chintu – So much so that it cannot come in the hands of master.
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Chintu- Master ji, if the national anthem and the national animal come together, should one stand or run away?
Master immediately resigned.
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Master: Promise that you will never take any intoxicant?
Chintu – Will not.
Master – You will never chase girls.
Chintu – Will not.
Master: You won't even make friends with girls.
Chintu – Will not.
Master ji – Will sacrifice his life for the country.
Chintu – I will give it to you, Master… Now what else will you do with such a life?
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