Master ji – Chintu tell me, where does God live?
Chintu – In the bathroom of our house.
Master – How do you know this?
Chintu – Because, when my father goes to take bath every morning, he says – Oh God, you are still inside.
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Master ji ate Chintu's tiffin.
Master ji – Chintu, what will you say after going home?
Chintu – That's because an animal ate my tiffin.
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Master ji – Chintu tell me, where does electricity come from?
Chintu – From uncle's house.
Master – How is that?
Chintu – Whenever there is a power cut, Papa says – Saal has cut the power again.
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Papa – I was just explaining to Chintu that gambling is bad. In this, if you win today, you will lose tomorrow and if you win the day after tomorrow, you will lose the day after that.
After listening to everything very carefully, Chintu said, “Okay papa, I understand that gambling should be left aside for a day.
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A parrot was hit by a car, so the car owner brought it home and put it in a cage.
When the parrot regained consciousness, he shouted – Aila! Jail…it means that the car owner is dead…
Funny Jokes: Sarpanch of his village in coma
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