Chintu – Madam, if I get your blessings, I will pass with good marks.
Madam – Yes, but at the same time you will have to prepare properly.
Chintu – If I had to prepare, then why would I come to ask for your blessings?
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Guest – And tell me Chintu son, what have you thought next?
Chintu – Enough uncle, I will eat biscuits as soon as you leave. Now you yourself have eaten all the snacks.
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Chintu goes to the stationery shop and says, “Uncle, give paper for the printer.”
Shopkeeper – A4?
Chintu – Apple! Now give the paper quickly uncle.
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Master: Chintu why don't you concentrate on studying?
Chintu – Because, studies are done only for two reasons. First fear and second hobby.
I don't indulge in hobbies without any reason and I am not afraid of my father either.
That day, Chintu was beaten a lot both in school and at home.
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Chintu – Master ji, why do people talk only in Hindi or English? Why don't you talk math?
Master – Don't do more than 3-5. I will make it 9-2…11 and 32 out of 32 will come out.
Chintu – Okay sir, now I understand. From today onwards I will also talk only in Hindi and English.
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